Happy Wednesday!! It’s been ages since my last blog here, so I made you a new video…….

Enjoy!!!

Happy New Year and Happy Anniversary….

You might be wondering what anniversary you are supposed to be celebrating. Curious as to whether you’re going to be sleeping on the sofa for forgetting one of the most important dates of your partner’s life. But don’t fear.. this isn’t an anniversary you’d be expected to remember!

You see, today (15th January) is the 2 month anniversary of my last blog post. I can’t believe it’s been about 8 weeks since I last wrote to you guys. I’ve had e-mails asking where I’ve been, if I’m still alive and WHY, oh WHY I haven’t been posting details of my fun and frolics on this public journal. So I should apologise, but now I’ll explain what’s happened.

I decided after writing my last blog post here, on 15th November, that I was going to take some time out from performing, blogging and just chill out instead. Like my life was difficult or stressful in the first place!!

So what have I been doing? Well, Christmas and New Year aside, I’m currently preparing to launch a new project. And there’s only a few weeks left till it starts!! So what is this brand new mystery which I’ve been slaving away on?

Well, one of the things that I’ve enjoyed most about being a hypnotist is working with clients who suffer from a lack of self-confidence. Using my techniques of hypnosis and psychology, I help to re-programme their minds for extreme confidence, power and self-esteem. With that in mind, I’ve decided to put together a website DEDICATED to help people to achieve success and reach their goals. In this modern age we are constantly having obstacles, struggles and roadblocks thrown at us. It’s becoming increasingly difficult to remain focussed, determined and confident.

So to start the new year with a BANG I’m soon going to be launching my “Confidence Academy” website which will be PACKED with incredible content to help YOU to become a more confidence-fuelled personality. The website will officially be launching on Tuesday 9th February 2010. BUT, to keep you going until then, I’ve put together a special blog full of free advice and confidence tips!

You can find it here: www.Confidence-Academy.com/blog.

I’d love to see your thoughts and comments about anything that you find useful on there.

Hopefully that explains my absence for the last couple of months. BUT, I do PROMISE to hang around this time and drop by soon with lots of new hypno-and-Robert-Temple related information, just for YOU!

Speak soon!
RT x

P.S. If you feel that you would benefit from being more confident, then get yourself to my FREE confidence Blog here… www.Confidence-Academy.com/blog!!

Good morning class,

Did you know… that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?

Anyhoo, now that I’ve got your attention… (the word rape always gets people’s raising eyebrows – and occasionally other body parts!) and I’m slightly concerned that it’s managed to get yours but that’s exactly what this blog post is about. To an extent, anyway. I wanted to address two of my most frequently asked questions.

You see, as a twenty two year old male, one of the questions I’m ALWAYS being asked by other males in my socio-economic group is: “Can you hypnotize a girl to have sex with you?”. The answer? Of course you COULD. In my stage hypnosis show I cause women to have orgasms, blokes to strip off and become lap-dancers in front of an audience of hundreds/thousands of people…… so it wouldn’t take much more effort to make them want to sleep with you.

Second question is usually… “have you done it?”. The answer of course is “No”. With sparkling good looks (shut up!), and a diamond personality to match I’ve found I don’t need hypnosis to pull girls. Ok, well it’s not THAT simple but I wouldn’t hypnotize a girl into bed – and neither would you, right? Plus, I believe that falls into the “consent under alcohol” battle that exploded a few years ago. I.e. it’s “rape” according to the law.

Of course, that DOESN’T mean that my skillset can’t be used or helpful in aiding the average male with an uglier face, less hair or slightly smaller penis to attract beautiful ladies. Using powerful psychological techniques you can mentally sway things into your direction and appear more charming and appealing to the girl you’re attempting to take home. This is explained more fully in my “Erotic Hypnotics” book that I wrote and released last year. Its now out of print.

So that’s my most frequently asked questions answered to the world.

Oh and here’s a little theory I came up with, for those who like bending laws and climbing through (extremely small) loopholes. If you hypnotize a girl to have sex with you.. that is rape. If you hypnotize a girl and simply tell her that she’ll think that you’re  a famous and sexy celebrity, then she spends the night thinking that you are and finally offers YOU the sex…. technically that’s not rape – you’ve done nothing to suggest the idea . But you’ll need a good lawyer to get you out of that. I’ve not tried it.. nor do I intend to. Nor do I recommend anybody tries this at home! Haha.

That’s all for now, I’m just about to take a roadtrip down to Sheffield to visit some friends. I’ll get you a video blog while I’m gone. I pwomise

T’raa!
RT

P.S. Is anyone else entertained that the word “Hypnotherapist” breaks down to become “Hypno-The-Rapist”? Indeed! Who can you trust these days! Haha.

P.P.S. One of my ex’s had this special thing designed to stop her being raped. Can’t remember what it’s called… oh yeah, her personality

P.P.P.S. I actually stopped a woman from being raped last night. I stayed in.

P.P.P.P.S. Move along now, nothing to see here. Just a random P.P.P.P.S.

P.P.P.P.P.S. How many of these pointless and useless P.S’s are you gonna continue to read. You should get out more.

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. OK, enough is enough. It’s like having a stutter now. Incidently, which cruel bloke put two T’s in the word ’stutter’? Bastard.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Go on then.. just one more – I’m bored.

Mornin!

I was raking through some old documents and e-mails on my computer and I stumbled across a slightly retarded joke, but hopefully it’ll wipe a pleasant, if somewhat brief, smile onto your face:

“A hypnotist walks on stage in front of an audience of 3000 people. He produces a pocket watch and proceeds to hypnotize the entire audience. The lights dim… all 3000 people drop into a deep hypnotic trance. They are at his complete control. As he raises his hands up high, he drops his pocket watch. It drops to the floor and smashes into a millions shards of glass and metal.

Devastated the hypnotist shouted… “SHIT!!!”. This was his mistake.. it took f*ckin’ ages to clear that place up!”

Haha, where would we be without humour?

Ciou for now!

Good afternoon ladies, gentlemen and guinea-pig-fiddlers everywhere. It’s an absolute pleasure to have you stopping by my small but politely furnished online home. It’s a few days since I last took the time to scrawl a blog post and plop it firmly onto the website as I’ve been travelling, taking time out and I’ve spent rather a chunky volume of time sleeping. I love sleeping. I can’t get enough of sleeping. Maybe that’s the real reason I took up the old hypnosis malarky.

Anyway, moving swiftly on… one of the aspects of my “abilities” (or as June calls them my “powers!) that intrigues people the most is that, technically, I can make anyone do pretty much anything I want.. at any time. Ooh, the possibilities!!

SO – switch on the grey, podgey and jelly-like matter which we call your brain for a sec and imagine that YOU were a hypnotist. Just picture that you were in my shoes and that YOU could, at any moment, take the actions of someone else totally under your control. Seems odd but then just realise that you could:

- Hypnotize the girl/guy of your dreams to fall madly in love with you
- Hypnotize your boss to give you a pay rise
- Hypnotize your kids to behave
- Hypnotize your friends to buy all of your drinks
- Much more..

Seems like a pretty peachy life, right? Do I use my skills in every day life? Not exactly. I mean sure I use psychology and influence techniques to slightly swap and “psychologically bully” people to get the results that I want out of life, but who wouldn’t?

So here’s the challenge that I extend to YOU dear blog reader. I want you to think of the things that you would do if you could make ANYONE do absolutely ANYTHING. And I mean ANYTHING. Uncensored, blunt and honest. That’s what I want from your answers. Even if I’ve mentioned them above.

SO… just take literally 60 seconds of your time to leave a comment on this blog post. Just click the “Comments” link at the top of this blog post and leave me a little note to say what YOU would do if my powers were unleashed unto you.

It’ll only take you a few moments of your precious life and it’ll be a great research tool for me. So comment away and I can’t wait to hear your ideas!!!

I must dash now.. I’m off to see Disney’s new movie, “Up”, tonight. I’m more excited than Phil Tuffnell doing salsa on Strictly Come Dancing… he does get pretty damned excited – look how happy he is here:

S.W.A.L.K.
Robert Temple – Possibly The World’s Most Outrageous Comedy Hypnotist

Hi everyone!

I need your help. If you ask any of my long-suffering close friends or family, they’ll gleefully inform you that I have an enormous… huge… massive… ego. (What did you expect me to say )

Indeed, this red-spiky muffin contains a giant bunch of arrogance and self-preserved importance wrapped in a shiny red bow. SO, in order to honour, maintain and slightly polish these feelings of love that I possess for myself, I’ve decided to put this blog post together. (That and I was told that it would increase DVD sales!).

SO… as you may or may not care know, back on Thursday 9th April 2009, a collection of fans, friends and stalkers grouped together and purchased a ticket for my live 2-hour xxx-rated hypnotic show in Manchester, for my DVD filming. The DVD has, after much effort and delay been released and is on-sale here.

I’m putting this post together to ask the beautiful and mildly intelligent folk who opted to purchase this digital versatile disc (yes that is what DVD stands for, apparently – how versatile can a small round shiny thing really be??) to leave their reviews for other nosy potential customers to read before risking their hard earned cash on a DVD.

Of course if you do buy the DVD and don’t enjoy it then it does do a wonderful job of balancing a wonky table. However, if you do want to avoid this occurence then you can read the reviews which will hopefully come flowing onto this post!

If you have the DVD then please do me a quick favour and leave your comment. Simply click the “Comments” link at the top of this blog post (it’s just under the title) and leave your comments, thoughts or a review. It’ll help the wavering few to make up their mind and complete their purchase and it’ll allow my head to grow slightly larger.

Plus I’ll love you forever.

So go ahead, if you have the DVD then drop a quick comment onto this blog post with YOUR review.

Robert Temple – Possibly The World’s Most Outrageous Comedy Hypnotist!
www.ComedyHypnosis.co.uk